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Spectating the Angsty Romance of the Master and Disciple from the Sect Next Door Chapter 108

Dating a Milk Toddler

The words she clearly called out instantly turned into mumbled “awooo” sounds the moment they left her mouth.
“Awoooo! Woo woo!”
A strong sense of unease rose in Li Jin’an’s heart. She shakily lifted her arm, and her vision went black the moment she saw the chubby, rosy-white arm with lotus-root-like segments. Unable to bear such a cruel blow, she profoundly closed her eyes, her tender little eyebrows knitted together.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
There’s good news and bad news.
The good news was that she had returned to the past. At this time, Yinyue Monarch had not fallen, her master was still the spirited Sword Lord, Jingting Dao Lord wouldn’t treat her as amusement, and Jiang Fengmian was still a sixteen-year-old youth. Everything was thriving, looking bright with infinite possibilities.
The bad news was that she was now a toddler who couldn’t even roll over!
Jingting Dao Lord might not maniacally treat her as amusement anymore, but she would very likely play with her like a toy!
Moreover, how could she pursue a relationship with Xie Huaixue in this state?
Everyone talked about early romance, but this was too early!
At an age where she needed someone to hold her belly while she drank milk, how could she pursue a relationship with another toddler?
Li Jin’an highly doubted if Xie Huaixue’s small hand could even encircle her chubby, round wrist now.
Why didn’t the damned space-time turbulence send her back to her mother’s womb? Just get it over with in one go!!
Hahahahahahaha, if the Immortal Venerable also came to this timeline and left her clues, then one wouldn’t be able to speak, and the other wouldn’t understand.
No matter how unparalleled their wisdom and extraordinary their martial prowess, returning to toddlerhood where even rolling over was difficult rendered them useless. Were they going to compete over who drank milk without smacking their lips?
Li Jin’an’s tiny face, already showing signs of her future delicate features, revealed a very complex expression. She sighed maturely. Thankfully, no one could see her half-dead little appearance right now.
Could it be that the petty Heavenly Dao heard her grumbling and speaking ill of it when she previously refused to trust it, and was now taking revenge on her?
Li Jin’an, who wasn’t fond of using her brain, pondered various schemes. Her overly new brain couldn’t handle the strain, and she drifted into a deep sleep amidst her “ah ah woo woo” grumbling.
When her will was again muddled and she was groggily about to wake up, Li Jin’an felt a large hand unceremoniously pinching her face, a loud voice saying something, incredibly annoying.
Li Jin’an pouted, annoyed, wanting to swat away the presumptuous claws on her face… Her soft little hand not only failed to push them away but actively offered itself up like a lamb to a wolf, allowing itself to be gently squeezed.
Who is it? Doesn’t anyone know Sword Sovereign is sleeping?
Suddenly, she felt a finger by her mouth, as if trying to pinch it.
Li Jin’an didn’t even open her eyes, but bit the mischievous hand with an “awoo.” Her tiny little teeth left no mark, but covered Chixin Sword Lord’s hand in drool.
“Phew.” Chixin Sword Lord let out a heavy sigh of relief, speaking in a light tone, “Cub, so you’re still alive! Master almost thought I’d killed you from neglect!”
Li Jin’an, who had subconsciously been using Chixin Sword Lord’s hand as a teething toy, looked up at her blankly. Chixin Sword Lord’s hand was still in her mouth, serving as a chew toy.
Chixin Sword Lord didn’t find her own child foolish at all. With the sentiment of a dog not disliking its poor home, or a mother not disliking her ugly child, she closed her eyes and praised, “An’an is cute, yes, but she sleeps too much. She slept for an entire day and night straight, scared Master quite a bit.”
Chixin Sword Lord, who couldn’t even keep a potted plant alive, had just returned to find her little cub disciple still sleeping. At first, she didn’t think much of it, mainly because the cub had energetically howled at the moon the previous night, getting angry if she wasn’t allowed to look at it. She only fell asleep in the late hours of the night, so sleeping until noon was normal.
It was the attendant disciple who delivered goat milk at fixed times who noticed something was wrong. Li Jin’an was simply sleeping too much. She was usually the most eager to eat and drink milk, and her sparkling big eyes would immediately open the moment she smelled milk.
If anyone dared to snatch her goat milk, she would angrily turn her back on them until the next meal, at which point she would only care about eating and not about being angry.
During the day, steaming hot goat milk was placed right under Li Jin’an’s nose, yet she didn’t wake up, sleeping straight from daytime until the middle of the night.
If not for her little belly rising and falling with her breathing, normal body temperature, and peaceful sleep, Chixin Sword Lord would have long since taken her to a medical cultivator.
Li Jin’an was about to bare her teeth and curse, but before an “awoo” could escape, she felt a burning hunger. It was as if her internal organs were squeezed together. Immediately, a stream of goat milk appeared before her. She opened her mouth wide and slurped it down.
I’ll let this bad master off for now. I’ll deal with her after I’m full.
Yes, the way cultivators fed goat milk to children was extremely simple and convenient: cultivators just guided the milk into the child’s mouth.
When it came to feeding, Chixin Sword Lord was quite astute, adjusting the flow rate and volume of the milk according to Li Jin’an’s sucking speed.
Soon, a jar of goat milk was emptied.
Li Jin’an had just started enjoying it, happily wiggling her feet, when it was suddenly gone. She immediately cursed angrily with “yiyi ya ya” sounds.
The novice master had never raised a human infant before. At most, she had borrowed some experience from Yinyue Monarch. She figured her little cub disciple must be starving after sleeping for so long, so she generously fed Li Jin’an jar after jar of goat milk.
When Li Jin’an shook her head, refusing to drink more, Chixin Sword Lord even patted her little belly like she was patting a watermelon, remarking curiously, “Where did all that goat milk go? Is there really no spatial storage inside your belly?”
“…Ah ah ah!”
Such a noisy master!
If her belly had spatial storage, she’d definitely throw up all that goat milk on this bad master immediately!
“Oh, you understood that Master was speaking ill of you? You’re quite petty for such a little one.” The inexperienced master, who didn’t yet know how much trouble this little one would cause in the future, commented.
Li Jin’an wanted to continue cursing, but when she opened her mouth, all that came out was a sweet-smelling burp of goat milk.
Miscalculation, shouldn’t have opened my mouth.
Chixin Sword Lord burst into laughter, poking her nose with a finger. “You’re covered in milk scent. People would believe you bathed in goat milk.”
Li Jin’an puffed out her cheeks, wanting to bite the annoying master’s teasing hand, but couldn’t reach it. Annoyed, she squirmed hard on the bed, struggling to roll over and turn her backside to the unlucky master.
“What a temper.” Chixin Sword Lord smacked her lips, giving Li Jin’an no room to fuss. She simply lifted her off the bed.
In a blink, a large face appeared before Li Jin’an, excitedly telling her, “You miss your master’s wife, don’t you? An’an, don’t worry, Master will take you to see her now!”
I’m not worried.
What master’s wife? Yinyue Monarch doesn’t even acknowledge their master-disciple relationship in public, alright? Besides, I’m full and I want to sleep!
Wait, to see Yinyue Monarch and Xie Huaixue?!
I’m going right now, immediately!
Why didn’t you say so earlier? Look at all this fuss. If you had said that, I would have agreed.
Li Jin’an realized her current brain was utterly useless, except for cursing her master.
“Ah ah ah.” Li Jin’an eagerly waved her little hands, looking incredibly impatient, as if she couldn’t wait to fly to Yinyue Peak immediately.
Chixin Sword Lord thought, as expected of my disciple, truly promising. She whispered in Li Jin’an’s ear, “When we get to the Dao Sect, you’ll pester Master’s wife like this. Whether you can stay overnight on Yinyue Peak depends on your performance!”
Li Jin’an gave Chixin Sword Lord a disdainful look. Useless master, she still has to rely on me.
The novice and unreliable master directly picked up Li Jin’an and flew on her sword towards the Dao Sect. Fortunately, she wasn’t so blinded by the desire to see Yinyue Monarch that she forgot to use spiritual energy to protect Li Jin’an, preventing her from getting a bellyful of cold wind at high altitudes.
Dressed in a festive red jacket, Li Jin’an excitedly “awoo-ed” in Chixin Sword Lord’s arms. She had never experienced sword flight from this angle and found it incredibly novel. She opened her mouth wide to bite the air, bite passing birds, bite through clouds… She was so busy she didn’t even think about whether it was childish or not.
Chixin Sword Lord watched her gleefully, even taking out a memory stone to record it.
Li Jin’an gave her a noble and cold glance. Go ahead and record it, I’ll destroy it all eventually.
Her master’s hiding skills were worse than Tan Yanyi’s secret stash of storybooks. At least Tan Yanyi knew to have three escape routes; her master just piled messy things in one corner, making it very convenient for an energetic disciple to cause mischief.
Li Jin’an remembered Chixin Sword Lord telling her in her youth that she would collect memory stones of her embarrassing moments to relentlessly tease her. Unfortunately, after Yinyue Monarch’s demise, Chixin Sword Lord lost the heart to do such things.
Before the little toddler, reeking of goat milk, could furrow her brow and ponder for too long, her meddling master poked her. “They say a child’s face changes like the June sky. Sure enough, you got unhappy too quickly. If your master’s wife sees, she’ll scold me again!”
This master is really annoying!
Can’t she be profound for a moment?!
So, even until they reached Yinyue Peak, Li Jin’an was still gnawing on Chixin Sword Lord’s hand, leaving behind a lot of drool in the air, whether she actually bit her or not.
It wasn’t until Li Jin’an was received into a fragrant, warm embrace that the one-sided master-disciple battle ceased.
“Ah.”
Yinyue Monarch smiled as she took Li Jin’an’s hand out of her mouth, where it had unconsciously gone. She weighed the child a little – a solid cub – and praised with a smile, “It seems An’an has indeed been eating well. The Monarch can barely carry her anymore.”
Li Jin’an angrily waved her clenched fists, huffily pouting. She only says things Sword Sovereign doesn’t like to hear.
“Oh dear, is our An’an angry? Shall the Monarch apologize to An’an?”
Chixin Sword Lord, from the side, fanned the flames. “Don’t apologize to her. This little cub has a huge temper. Even passing birds have to get glared at by her. She’s just a little tyrant.”
Li Jin’an bared her teeth. How unlucky must she be to have such a heartless master?
Are those even human words?!
Li Jin’an’s lively eyes darted around. She grinned, showing her tiny teeth, and sweetly kissed Yinyue Monarch’s cheek.
Chixin Sword Lord broke down and shouted, “Where did you kiss?! That’s where I should kiss!”
Yinyue Monarch glared at her, telling her not to speak nonsense in front of the juniors.
It was truly a refreshing battle for affection.
After getting angry at her master, Li Jin’an finally remembered the most important matter. She stretched out her arms, urgently calling out “ah ah.”
Yinyue Monarch didn’t know what she was looking for, but she indulged her, following the direction of her waving arms into the bedroom.
—There, a fair and tender little ball of fluff was peacefully sleeping.

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