Senior Sister Went Mad After My Fake Death Chapter 75

After laying her eggs, the red and white mother snake felt a wave of exhaustion. She stared intently at the two snake eggs she had just produced.
Her body rose and fell gently, and her once-vibrant scales now seemed to have lost some of their luster, revealing a postpartum weakness and fatigue.
It was only natural for a mother snake to protect her young.
This was the first time Tianli had witnessed such an event. She was at a loss and could only ask Han Xiao, “Mother, what do we do now?”
What will happen to her other mother?
Han Xiao’s eyes remained fixed on the red and white mother snake. She didn’t even react when her daughter called her.
Only after the mother snake’s body heaved and she laid the two smooth snake eggs did Han Xiao let out a sigh of relief. Almost without thinking, she picked up a fluffy felt blanket she had with her and gently lifted the mother snake.
Although she had been ignored by her mother, Tianli was also holding her breath at this moment, her eyes glued to the red and white mother snake.
Alright, her other mother just gave birth to her little sisters, she must be very tired now.
Her mother was, after all, the kind of person who would inexplicably get into a huff with her just because she said, “I, Tianli, am the person who cares most about my mother in the world.” Now, it would be strange if she wasn’t so concerned about her just-birthed other mother.
So Tianli waited obediently by the side, only looking curiously at the two glistening snake eggs.
Alright, not as many snake eggs as she had imagined, not that many little sisters.
But it was okay. Her other mother could still work hard in the future, and her mother could work hard too.
She still had a chance to have many little sisters!
The mother snake was very tired after giving birth and didn’t want anyone to see her. She wanted to stay by her eggs…
However, since it was Han Xiao, the mother snake did not reject her.
When she saw Han Xiao’s hand reach out, she obediently placed her head on it, gently licking her palm.
Her forked tongue swept over like a light feather, intimate and dependent.
The mother snake of course knew what Han Xiao meant to her. She simply burrowed into her wrist, into her embrace.
Of course, she was attached to her.
Attached to her Senior Sister, attached to her wife, attached to her Han Xiao.
“Alright, alright, it’s over,” Han Xiao soothed in a low voice, stroking the mother snake’s scales.
A smooth, slick feeling.
It was strange. Although the two of them could be said to be the same in some ways, Jiang Chunai’s snake scales were not as soft as hers, but rather harder.
Just like her personality.
A sudden melancholy came over Han Xiao.
Yes, the red and white mother snake, who appeared gentle and affable on the surface, one only needed to gently touch her scales to feel her resilience and fortitude.
She would bow her head, but she would never yield.
But she was different. Han Xiao’s thoughts drifted further and further away, so much so that she didn’t even notice the “hiss” of a forked tongue licking her palm until it was wet.
“Ah,” she let out a low cry. When she looked down, she saw the mother snake staring at her with vertical pupils, seemingly dissatisfied.
Although Jiang Chunai didn’t speak, although Jiang Chunai was just looking at her.
But a strange sense of pleasure grew in Han Xiao’s heart.
She liked this.
In those dark, sunless years without Jiang Chunai, she had woken up from dreams countless times, staring off into a certain direction, hoping for just one thing.
Hoping that Jiang Chunai would miraculously appear, telling her not to be distracted, telling her to focus.
“I know,” Han Xiao murmured lowly, then lowered her head, ignoring both Tianli and the two newly laid snake eggs, and simply kissed Jiang Chunai’s slightly hard scales, inch by inch, wanting to spread upwards.
Between a human and a snake… This was really!
The mother snake wanted to avoid Han Xiao’s kisses.
What did Han Xiao suddenly think of? Just now she wasn’t even looking at me, lost in thought about who knows what, and the next moment she’s kissing me?
She’s still not comfortable right now, don’t get saliva all over her!
The mother snake and Han Xiao were at a standoff for a while. She somewhat resisted being kissed on the face—kissed in her snake form.
Han Xiao could only give up. A pair of ink-black pupils, at some point, had become veiled in a layer of mist. She looked at her with wet eyes, making it not only hard to refuse but as if it were her fault.
Jiang Chunai was already soft-hearted, especially now that she was facing Han Xiao.
So… what else could she do?
Even though her daughter was still there, even though there were still two snake eggs to be dealt with, the mother snake could only look away, no longer struggling, no longer resisting, no longer avoiding her kisses.
Alright, a kiss is just a kiss, it won’t kill her.
Perhaps her scheme had succeeded. Han Xiao’s lips recently had also curved into a smile. She chuckled lowly.
Tianli, standing by the side, watched the scene before her with wide, astonished eyes, but dared not say a word.
Oh my god.
How long have they been together? How are they still so clingy?
I don’t get it. Forget it.
But…
According to Tianli’s understanding, it was only by being this intimate that they could have more little sisters, right?
Alright, the thought that they still owed her seven little sisters made Tianli involuntarily nod her head firmly and silently cheer them on in her heart.
Go, moms, I’m still short seven little sisters!
Without another thought, Tianli turned around to play with her two little sisters—the two little sisters still in their eggs.
One snake egg was round and oval, its shell milky white with light brown patterns, like ancient, mysterious runes, winding from one end to the other. The other snake egg was long and slender like a shuttle, its shell a pale green with scattered golden spots.
Alright, one of them must be like her first mother, and the other, like her other mother?
What should their names be? Tianli wondered.
She felt that since she was the eldest, the important task of naming her little sisters should be left to her.
As for her other mother who had already turned back into human form, she didn’t care much. Anyway, her other mother would care!
Han Xiao held Jiang Chunai in her arms and murmured, “You’ve worked hard.”
She lowered her head and pecked at the corner of Jiang Chunai’s lips, again and again, from the corner of her lips to her jaw.
No reason, no excuse, she just wanted to kiss her.
Kiss her junior sister, kiss her wife.
“Mmm…” Jiang Chunai was already a bit dazed. Now being kissed all over by Han Xiao, she became even more muddled, making sounds she herself didn’t recognize. “Alright, no more kissing.”
Perhaps she was taking advantage of her, or perhaps she just wanted to kiss her. Han Xiao only paused in her kisses to say “okay.”
But, even as she said okay, she continued her kisses.
Not content with just between the lips and teeth. Slowly downward.
“Ooh… what are you doing, where are you kissing,” she was tired, she wanted to push her away or hit her, but her movements were light and weak. No matter how she pushed, hammered, or hit, it was like a flirtatious invitation for more.
Han Xiao looked back at her, her eyes so close, and said with a smile, “Kissing where I should be kissing.”
She did not let go of her wife, who had just worked so hard. She was still kissing her, still demanding from her.
“You’re being outrageous,” Jiang Chunai mumbled, her face flushed from the kisses. She opened her eyes, whimpering in a low voice as if she were about to cry. “She’s… she’s still here.”
How could there be such a person?
No, such a snake…
It was unbearable. Her daughter was still here, she hadn’t left, what was she in such a hurry to kiss her for?
Jiang Chunai whimpered, wanting to bite Han Xiao’s neck.
“It’s not outrageous,” Han Xiao said in a low, slightly deep voice. “She’ll leave.”
She knew who the “she” Jiang Chunai was talking about was.
So, just because she’ll leave, you can kiss me wantonly, wherever you want?
At this thought, Jiang Chunai became rather annoyed. “How is this not outrageous? This is outrageous!”
“Mm, not outrageous,” Han Xiao still argued slyly.
As she spoke, she even had the leisure to twine her fingers through Jiang Chunai’s damp strands of hair.
How could this bad Senior Sister be like this?
While saying she was being outrageous, she was now so comfortingly, strand by strand, brushing aside her wet hair.
Hmph.
She would bite her.
Han Xiao let out a muffled grunt, but she quite enjoyed the feeling of canine teeth biting into her skin.
After Jiang Chunai finished biting, Han Xiao even turned her head, followed her jawline up, and captured her lips, her tone light and airy, “So soft.”
You, you, you, you!
Shameless pervert.
Indeed, a person repressed for too long will become a pervert.
Jiang Chunai was so angry her face turned crimson, yet she was still powerless, unable to push, hit, or strike her.
All of that would just be rewarding her.
This perverted snake probably never wanted to be a proper cultivator from the start. So, after so many years of being a radiant, otherworldly cultivator, her mind had become twisted.
“Bite me again, bite lower,” Han Xiao whispered again, right next to her ear, her warm breath spraying slowly, the end of her words as seductive as if they carried a hook.
Shameless pervert!!!
Other people become perverts after being repressed for a long time.
As for Han Xiao, hehe, she was probably born a pervert.
So Jiang Chunai righteously refused, “I won’t.”
“But I want you to.”
Jiang Chunai was momentarily speechless. Although her face was burning like a cooked crab, she still stubbornly retorted, “What does what you want have to do with me?”
Han Xiao gently gnawed on her earlobe with her teeth, deliberately watching her earlobe and eyelashes tremble in unison. She then tightened her grip on Jiang Chunai’s hand, their fingers intertwining intimately, and continued in a slow, leisurely tone, “How could it have nothing to do with you?”
“Junior Sister is so heartless.”
Jiang Chunai held her breath, really wanting to kick her.
How times had changed, the world turned upside down. How dare Han Xiao have the gall to whisper in her ear that she was heartless.
So Jiang Chunai sneered, “I’d rather not say.”
“What’s there not to say?” Han Xiao was still holding back a laugh. Using their intertwined hands, she guided them towards her own body. “Hmm, Senior Sister is hard to describe, but is Senior Sister better to touch, is that it?”
???
Jiang Chunai was about to faint from anger.
She deeply suspected that during the days she was pregnant and waiting to give birth, Han Xiao had been secretly reading some sort of nonsensical things and was now saying such nonsensical words.
“You’re not allowed to speak anymore.”
Even though her fingertips were brushing over a soft, round curve, Jiang Chunai still had to be stubborn.
“Mm, I won’t speak anymore…” Han Xiao said casually. “So, is Junior Sister going to continue touching?”
This time, Jiang Chunai’s face was truly burning red. She just wanted to curse her, “Damn you, Han Xiao, where did you learn this from?”
Han Xiao rambled on evasively, continuing to play with Jiang Chunai’s fingers at an unhurried pace.
Finally, seeing Jiang Chunai’s cheeks puffed up, so angry she was about to let off steam, Han Xiao finally said slowly, “After all, Chong Ji isn’t a good person, is he?”
Ahhh!
Pervert!
Petty!
A snake who holds a grudge!
Jiang Chunai’s fur stood on end.
The last time she said that was to coax her.
“You’re clearly taking advantage of my weakness.”
Han Xiao just let out an “oh,” clearly accepting the evaluation of “taking advantage of her weakness” with equanimity.
“Heartless, taking advantage of my weakness,” Jiang Chunai was still grumbling. She had been teased so much her mind had gone blank, and all she could do was blame Han Xiao.
What else could she do?
“Yes, yes, heartless, taking advantage of your weakness,” Han Xiao said unhurriedly, toying with her hand, her ink-black eyes gazing at Jiang Chunai with deep affection.
Her gaze was so tangible it felt like a fierce collision upon contact.
“The place Junior Sister just touched… your poor Senior Sister was pierced there…”
Pierced through the chest.
The scene from their wedding night in Chilian City flashed through Jiang Chunai’s mind.
Yes, that dagger, Zhunian, had hurt a lot.
And just like that, most of Jiang Chunai’s anger dissipated. Fine, she’d let this pervert be smug today. After all, she had no cultivation or spiritual energy now. Once she recovered, wouldn’t it be easy to put her in her place?
“Pierced twice, both times during a wedding,” Han Xiao said, sounding quite wronged. She even guided Jiang Chunai’s hand to feel the spot. “Don’t you think it’s a little shallower here than other places?”
…What was she talking about!
And where was she putting her hand!
Jiang Chunai was fuming, and for the first time, she swore, “Shallow my ass.”
But as annoyed as she was, she was sharp enough to catch the other meaning in Han Xiao’s words: pierced, twice.
“Both times during a wedding? Who else stabbed you?” Jiang Chunai asked quickly.
She knew Han Xiao had been married to someone else—the Young Sect Master of the Wunian Sect.
But what exactly happened that night? In the official records, Han Xiao had revealed her true demon form, but hearing her now, it didn’t sound like that was the case.
“Did that Young Sect Master stab you?” Jiang Chunai asked, not even realizing the anger that had crept into her voice.
When she stabbed Han Xiao, there was a reason, a good reason.
As for other people, she couldn’t say the same.
Han Xiao rested her chin in the crook of Jiang Chunai’s shoulder, utterly satisfied by her change in mood, and said slowly, pitifully, “Not her. It was her aunt, You Ye.”
“Why?” Jiang Chunai asked, a little angrily.
Han Xiao thought for a moment, then said, “Perhaps she thought that for someone so young with such a high cultivation level, I must have something extraordinary about me. Oh, it was so long ago, I can’t remember. Mm, I remember now. It was because she believed I had a Natural Sword Bone and wanted to cut me open to refine it.”
Jiang Chunai was stunned for a moment, then became even angrier.
The reason for her anger was that Han Xiao had never told her.
“Then why didn’t you tell me before? Do you know? All the records in the immortal sects say you were greedy and tried to kill others.”
Han Xiao just said “oh,” and added dismissively, “I don’t care about that.”
“So you’re just going to let it be?” Jiang Chunai flared up.
She might not care, but Jiang Chunai did.
Han Xiao still maintained a nonchalant facade, but inwardly, it was the complete opposite.
She cared a great deal. Seeing Jiang Chunai get so worked up on her behalf thrilled her.
Her thoughts were just that direct.
Pain is only worth it if the right person sees it.
She only wanted Jiang Chunai to see her bloody wounds.
“Are there any lingering effects?” Jiang Chunai was now genuinely concerned about Han Xiao. “I’ll have to give you a full check-up next time.”
“Mm, I’m fine, I’m fine. You just need to blow on it a few times and it’ll be all better.”
Jiang Chunai suddenly lifted her head, her limpid, glass-like pupils staring straight at Han Xiao, making no effort to hide the mix of anger and concern in her eyes.
Ultimately, concern won out over pure anger.
“Fine. Is there anything else you need to tell me in the future?” Jiang Chunai frowned, lecturing Han Xiao with a stern face.
“Yes, I obey, Senior Sister Chunai.”
She still had the energy to joke around. It was clear she had recovered as much as she possibly could.
But Jiang Chunai didn’t think of that. Her only concern was for Han Xiao.
She thought about how much it must have hurt when her Senior Sister was stabbed, and whether she had been injured anywhere else.
A moment ago, hearing Han Xiao’s words, most of her anger had faded.
And now?
Her concern for her overshadowed everything else.
Han Xiao just kept chuckling, an occasional hum of delight escaping her lips.
…Doing this was indeed a bit troublesome for a woman who had just given birth.
But it didn’t matter.
As a Senior Sister, the most important thing was to have a good Junior Sister.
When the two snake eggs hatched, they followed the laws of nature, unlike Tianli, who had to wait an arduously long time to break out of her shell.
The weather was perfect that day. The two snake eggs were placed in the nest, and the family of three waited with focused anticipation for them to hatch.
The soft eggshell was soon broken by a tiny egg tooth.
Everyone’s hearts leaped into their throats, all of them looking forward to the birth of new life.
“Mother, Mom, have you thought of names for my little sisters?” Tianli suddenly spoke up, looking back mysteriously at Jiang Chunai and Han Xiao.
Jiang Chunai and Han Xiao were still at a loss.
Han Xiao shook her head. “No, why?”
Jiang Chunai let Han Xiao lean against her—yes, ever since she learned Han Xiao had been stabbed more than once, Jiang Chunai had become even more protective of her.
Even though she was the one who needed to be cared for, she insisted on taking care of Han Xiao. Han Xiao found it both funny and exasperating and could only let her be, but they agreed that she would only start taking care of her after her own body had fully recovered.
So they found a compromise. At this moment, for example, Han Xiao was casually resting on Jiang Chunai’s shoulder.
Tianli was used to this and even thought it was great.
This way, she would get to see her seven little sisters sooner!
Come on, moms, you have to work harder!
“Why don’t you name them?” Jiang Chunai suggested, tilting her head.
After all, Tianli had even named herself. Since she liked naming things, they might as well let her do it.
Tianli agreed in a heartbeat. “Okay!”
She agreed so quickly that it made Jiang Chunai suspect her eagerness was solely for the purpose of naming her sisters.
The egg tooth gnawed away a little more of the shell.
“Ooh, are my little sisters coming out now?” Tianli was so excited she was practically dancing. She thought for a moment and said, “I think they’ll be surprised to see me, to see me in this form.”
Just as Jiang Chunai and Han Xiao were wondering what she meant, Tianli raised a hand, formed a seal, and immediately transformed into her snake form.
Jiang Chunai & Han Xiao: …
That would certainly be a surprise.
The scene that followed was heartwarming. The big sister snake coiled herself around her two tiny little sister snakes.
The two baby snakes were different colors, each taking after one of their mothers.
One was pure white all over, as if untouched by dust; the other was a lush, vibrant green.
“What should we call them?” Jiang Chunai nudged Han Xiao.
Han Xiao’s teasing was getting more and more outrageous these days. “Probably Xiao Qing and Xiao Bai.”
“…We just said we’d let our daughter name them.”
Han Xiao couldn’t help but laugh. She leaned in, her tongue tracing a path up Jiang Chunai’s neck as she breathed warmly against her skin, “Are my name suggestions that bad?”
“You be the judge,” Jiang Chunai said, pouting.
She had wanted to say they weren’t that bad, just a bit uninspired.
But she had recently discovered something about Han Xiao…
Give her an inch, and she’ll take a mile. She suspected she had been a little too good to her lately.
So she showed no mercy. “They’re not good.”
“There must be a time when I call out something that sounds good,” Han Xiao said thoughtfully. “Do you want to listen again tonight?”
Jiang Chunai first looked baffled. “What do you mean, ‘a time when what you call out sounds good’?”
Weren’t they talking about names? Why was she talking so strangely?
Jiang Chunai frowned suspiciously, thought for a moment, and met the eyes of the feigning-seriousness Han Xiao.
Then, both of them broke at the same time.
“—Han Xiao!”
You shameless rogue!!!
“Hey, hey, my name sounds good,” Han Xiao was still trying to change the subject, her eyes guiltily darting towards Jiang Chunai’s crimson face.
The sister snakes, coiled together, looked at each other, then at the two inexplicably behaving humans.
What are our moms thinking?
Tianli didn’t know.
It looked like, hiss, they were preparing for her next seven little sisters.
It’s okay, moms, I’ll work hard to take care of my sisters. Forget these two, I can handle another twenty!
As Jiang Chunai and Han Xiao had said, the important task of naming fell to Tianli.
She carried the two little snakes and came before her mothers.
Han Xiao looked at the white snake in her left hand. “What did you name Xiao Bai?”
Jiang Chunai shot her a glare.
I already told you not to call her Xiao Bai! But she didn’t dare say it out loud, afraid Han Xiao would say something even more outrageous and ask her if it sounded good.
Corrupting the children.
Tianli didn’t understand why her mother was glaring at her other mother again.
She didn’t get grown-up stuff.
She laid the white snake down flat and said with great solemnity, “This little white one, I feel like she looks a lot like Mom.”
Han Xiao raised an eyebrow. “How does she look like me?”
Jiang Chunai cupped her cheeks with her hands, also waiting for Tianli’s next words.
“Your mother is black-green,” Jiang Chunai said suddenly. “Black-green snake, black heart.”
Han Xiao almost spat out her tea.
She had no idea how she had offended this little ancestor again.
“Uh, it’s not because of that. She’s white, and Mom also likes to wear white clothes. It’s the same kind of cold feeling,” Tianli said sheepishly.
Cold feeling, hehehe.
Jiang Chunai said nothing.
Tianli was truly her daughter. She, too, had been deceived by Han Xiao’s respectable-looking facade back in the day.
A cold exterior, but a beast clawing within.
“So what’s her name?” Han Xiao asked, pretending to be serious.
“Let’s call this white one Hansheng Sui, and her nickname will be Suisui,” Tianli decreed. Then she pointed to the little green snake and said, “As for Xiao Qing, let’s call her Qingying. She’s too fast, I can never catch her.”
Alright. Her reasoning made some sense.
It was certainly more fitting than naming herself “Tianli” (Sweet Raccoon) on a whim just because she liked sweets and happened to see a raccoon cat in the corner.
So Jiang Chunai nodded. “Okay.”
From this day on, they were a family of five.
Preparing gifts was going to take some effort.